Following on from the mercifully brief version
of my introduction, I shall now add more tedious details about
myself and my family.
Well, I was born in London, on October 1st
1966. As a result, England lost the ability to win a World
Cup in soccer.
Naturally, I waited a good many years until
getting married. I was damned if I wanted to share my
pram. However, towards the end of the 1980's I reconsidered
my position, and then lived with Cinders for the next 12 years.
For some reason beyond comprehension, Cinders
seemed to find the following image desirable. Thus my position
as her hubby (though she warned me that this was only a temporary
position until Robbie
Williams realised what he was missing).
Perhaps more worrying still, was that she
never burnt these clothes, and I still get to dress like this
whenever I really want to embarrass those around me.
My Ex-wife is a full-time mother, (and with
our 3 daughters, full-time really means full-time). She is
also a Parent-Governor at the local primary school and is
now building her very own website empire.
We have 3 daughters who's births were separated
by roughly 5 years or so each time. The eldest is 13 while
the youngest is just under 2 years old at time of writing
The main occupation of the children is to
drive us to distraction, and then use said distraction to
cause as much mess as is possible before we can work out what's
happening. They are highly skilled.
That's all I'm telling for now, so you'll
just have to pick another page from the menu now.